Fight Crew
#27 Janis Choplin

When the Canadian Culinary Academy unwittingly armed Janis Choplin with her first cleaver, they had no idea a meat-chopping frenzy would be unleashed on the general public. After a flagrant slicing-and-dicing incident in which the student body was halved resulted in Ms. Choplin's expulsion, the Fight Crew retained her services as their in-flight butcher. Severing all ties with her past and any Derby Dolls unlucky enough to stand in her path, Janis reminds passengers to keep their hands and feet clear of the aisle or they will be chopped off.

Signature Move: The Chopping-Block

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