#High C Motormouth Mo
The national anthem at the Derby Dolls' bouts is brought to you by the luscious pipes of Monique Powell, former singer for the band Save Ferris - best known for their wicked cover of "Come on Eileen" and their performance in the pivotal Prom scene in Ten Things I Hate About You.

It was Evil E of the Tru$t Fund Terrors who, when taking her yacht for a jaunt through the OC waters, heard Monique singing on the beach. Evil E quickly commanded her assistant's assitant's assistant to "Get that girl with voice!"

What the F.B.I. technically calls "kidnapping," we call a job oppurtunity. Fortunately for the us, Monique now known as Motormouth Mo - a roller girl from way back, developed a case of Stockholm Syndrome and now performs her anthemic duties at all Derby Doll bouts. We don't even have to tie her up anymore. Well...unless she asks for it.

God Bless America!