#70 Slammity Jane
Slammity Jane was raised in a convent where all the nuns played Roller Derby. Any child caught misbehaving was slammed to the floor and delivered several body blows with elbows and fly-swatters. At her graduation from the school of Misplaced Catholic Girls, Slammity skated thought the Cloister and slapped every nun who ever wronged her... including the Reverend Mother. She now runs a halfway house for derelict housewives in Pomona.